Dear Diary, I’ve been spending my summer in Amarillo, Texas, and let me tell you, it is hot! Since my time on earth is devoted to the fantastic Pizza Planet, I am excited to explore this new place and introduce the locals to our delicious pizza. I first noticed the vast open space when I...
They have taken me somewhere. Somewhere I’ve never been before. Granted, I’ve never been to earth, but still. Who do they think they are? Just because I’m not a human doesn’t mean they can do whatever they want with me. They put me in the car, I know this because we have cars back home. ...
Date: December 6th, 2021 Diary Entry #2- I Need To Get Out Dear Diary, The leader/loudest one walks in quite frequently, chomps down on a slice, then leaves. But, this time he didn’t leave… He just stared at me. I must admit, having his gaze locked on me makes my heart feel uneasy. He was...
Date: November 1, 2021. Diary Entry #1 – Arzar The Alien Dear Diary, Today is my first day on Earth. I came to this planet with the mission to determine if it was worth harvesting for the corporation. I have spent 30 minutes walking around this bland city, and so far have encountered nothing special....
