A Round-Up Of The Cheesiest Pizza Jokes Ever

Monday, September 9th, 2019
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Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

Just kidding, we’ve got tons of them! Here’s a roundup of the latest pizza puns, jokes, and wordplay that we’ve collected from all corners of the web. They’re so bad, they’re good.

Love and Pizza

Pizza is quite the romantic meal, ask anyone and they’ll tell you: It’s amore! 

How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.

What type of person doesn’t love pizza?
A weirdough.

What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
“I never sausage a beautiful face.”

Pizza and Pop Culture

It’s no secret that pizza is an iconic fixture of American cuisine. Naturally, you’ll find pizza humor blended together with pop culture references to movies and music. 

What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie Hard.

What is a pizza maker’s favorite song?
“Slice, Slice Baby”.

Fun Pizza Puns

These pizza-themed puns and wordplay are guaranteed to make you groan. 

What do you call a sleeping pizza?

Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.

What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
“There’s mushroom for improvement.”

How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.

Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi.

I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…
But I can’t work out the delivery.

I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.

What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
“You wanna pizza me?”

Finally, our new favorite joke for Pizza Planet!

Last, but not least, is a zinger that we found and just fell in love with! It’s perfect for our stellar theme!

Did you hear about the pizza place on the moon?

Great restaurant, but no atmosphere.

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